can I just marry my fucking hand so I can masturbate already?!.

 

saz-mode:

3DS GIVEAWAY! 

Okay, so the story behind this thing is that my brother bought this back around 2012.  Unfortunately, not after a few month of owning it, it started to have power issues.  He tried fixing it it by replacing the battery (hence the unfortunate dent), but it didn’t work.  After he saw my 3DS XL, he decided to buy a new XL as well instead of getting it fixed.  A few weeks ago, I finally called up support and they said its warranty was still miraculously in place, so I decided to get it repaired.  It is now fully functional and operating (tested). Since my brother and I both already have a 3DS XL, we agreed to give it away.  

✩⃛ Prize | A Nintendo 3DS

  • Color: Black and gray
  • Condition: Barely used, no scratches, but has a dent on the back which can be seen in the third picture
  • Comes with AC adapter and stylus.

✩⃛ Rules

  • You do not have to follow me, this is simply a way to give this thing a new home (hopefully someone who doesn’t already own one).
  • A ‘Like’ counts as an entry.
  • A Reblog also counts as an entry (you can reblog as many times as you want to increase your chances).
  • Giveaway blogs are not allowed.
  • Unfortunately, US only.
  • Once I pick a random winner, I will message you for your address.
  • If you are under 16 and win, please let a parent know! ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
  • If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

✩⃛ Contest will end June 20th.  

Good luck!

Hey everyone! A year ago today, The Last of Us came out and ruined us/changed our lives/made us feel things we never felt before/became one of the best games we’ve ever played/etcetc., and in spirit of TLOU’s one year anniversary, I am holding a giveaway! 5 of you lovely followers will win either one of these gorgeous poster books, or an awesome journal! Check below for details:

This giveaway will run for ONE DAY ONLY, the anniversary of course! Once the clock reaches 11:59pm EST tonight and it officially becomes June 15th, the giveaway will close and the winners will be chosen randomly. All you have to do is reblog this post! Feel free to reblog it as many times as you like, but please keep in mind I will only count you for one entry. Likes do not count and you do not have to follow but like I always say, if you’re a fan of TLOU, then why not? :) Per usual, I like to spread the love beyond the US, so this giveaway is not limited to location! (Oh yeah, and Tumblr is not affiliated, etcetc).

*The first three names chosen will receive a poster book and the last two names chosen will receive a journal. If for any reason you are a winner and are not okay with the prize you receive, you can forfeit your prize and another person will be chosen.*

If you have any questions, please send me an ask and I’ll respond ASAP! Thank you so much for being awesome and amazing and I wish you all the best of luck.

The giveaway starts now!